I love baby sitting so much more than I did before...
Me: hey kid-? I thought I said it was bed time.
Gabe: I had a bad dream. I need you to take this and sit in my room. *hands me a wooden sword*
Me: I used to be a pirate you know. I can totally use this! Those monsters will be too scared to get you with me around.
*ten minutes later*
Gabe: I'm still scared.
Me: hey, I got your back man.
Gabe: what if swords won't hurt them-?! *whips out with a nerf gun* will a gun get them-?
Me: what if I just used this? *pulls out handy dandy sonic screw screwdriver* The doctor doesn't use guns, you know.
Gabe: WOW- DOES IT WORK-?
Me: *flicks it open and turns it on*
Gabe: THE MONSTERS ARE GOING DOOOWN
Me: lol, shut up-- the other kids are still sleeping.
Gabe: Best. Sitter. Ever.
Me: just go the flip to sleep. X)